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I’m Going Silent this Halloween with Nokia XpressMusic

Following jump is a NSFW post.

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And The Baristas Shall Inherit The Earth

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Me: Good morning, what can I get for you?

Customer: “Did you go to church today?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Why not?! It’s Sunday and you should be giving thanks to the Lord! I don’t like this… let me speak to your manager NOW.”

Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t a Christian establishment where we are required to go to church.”

Customer: “Get your manager!”

Manager: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “Why don’t your employees go to church on Sunday?! This is an outrage.”

Manager: “Well, if we did there would be no one here to make your delicious coffee when you get out of church.”

Customer: “Well, I guess that’s okay. I’ll let Jesus know that you guys are helping me so that you don’t go to Hell.”

–Not Always Right

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Twit and Twats - Anwar has 42 seats

To the person who twitted that, Serge says thank you for the best news of the day.

Jalan LOL

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Tokyo Majin Caramell Dansen

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Sometimes he wonders…. Though he will admit the catchyness of the tune and the hilarity of it all. Do note that Tokyo Majin Gakuen is an awesome sleeper hit. And do check for other Caramell Dansen inspired clips on Youtube

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Apparent Twin

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and so in all hilarity, the assistant managers in the office has in one unanimous voice stated that Serge and a co-worker by the name of Eric are twins and one of them who just recently became a supervisor had asked Serge if they were related to each other.

For all that is good, both of them have different surnames and how can they say the two of them are related ? Both have short hair and spiked up, both uses white earphone with both of them having only oneside into the left ear while the other is the headset to answer the phone, they also wear the same shape glasses as well as wear a jacket and zip it up almost to the top….. When in the world are Serge and Eric related ?

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Shocking Therapy

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Well today is the day where we gave Labourer’s rest and call forth it Labor Day and it is the day which Serge is also given off not due to public holiday but to the fact that it was scheduled that way.

Morning until about 1700hrs was filled with electric barberella as the electricity for the house was dancing like there was no tomorrow. Touched Louisa-VII at her private places and in 5 minutes the lights in the room started to flicker and flickered madly. Then the fan began to spin slowly, of course Serge just continued to do his work and the lights and Louisa-VII screamed and silent came upon the room.

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