Things you never knew

#I only knew how to ride a bicycle when i was 14 years old

#Eating curry or chillie based products will upset my bowels,which will send me to the porcelain throne for at least 1hour, depending on how strong the chilli is.

#Before getting the internet, i actually surf for porn in those internet kiosk placed in public in the shopping mall.

#I’ve seen my friend’s sister nude…fully nude when she was only 16. I was 13 than.

#I first gotten nearly-drunk when i was 14 at my friends house.

#I started smoking when i was 14…i am trying to stop

#I have a tendency to bite my nails and even my toenails.

#When i was in school, i had jumped from the 2nd floor to the ground

#I had been known to be very sadistic. Skewering a skewer in to a rat, holding a cat and hammering it’s head with a stone.

#I have a vile fascination with pedophilia and i have a collection of clips.

#because of the above, the girls i date somehow are small size in both height and in their assets

#I hate durian….of all fruits,durian should be extinct…but i can still tolerate it to a limited extent

#Without rice for one day, you will see me like a druggie

#I will help those who will not help me. I hate paybacks. I believe in the pay it forward concept.

#On my testicle there is a mole,and somewhere near my penis head there is a mole as well. Which according to mole-readers, i’m a horny bastard “who may and will be put in jail for sexual assault and/or i’m really good at it”

#i have a lot of skin in my crotch area …main reason why when im not erect my penis looks as though its some sausage wiener.

#I cry a lot,thanks to the mole which is located on my tear path.

#Scary movies frighten me, but i like to see death.

#I cheat to win….no questions asked.

#When speaking, i sometimes stutter.

#Although i’m a chinese,i cannot speak mandarin or cantonese. Even Hokkien which i can speak a little can only be understood by people living in Klang (the place where i grew up) or Penang (my mum’s home town)

#For reasons unknown,i have always loved indian girls.Esspecially those that are mixed,i.e. chinese-indian.

#My first dance with a girl happenned when i was 14.

#For some weird reason, I nearly failed my O’Levels. Yes, I even failed English.

#Only two kinds of tuition i’ve ever went and that is BM and Maths,and only between the ages of 14-16.

#It was during my first maths tuition whereby i met my first crush. I’m not sure if she knew it than,but i liked her a lot.

#After the divorce of my parents, i tried my best to stay single. I fear that i will be like my father and play around only. Which somehow is now repeatin itself over and over again

#The first time i dissected a frog was when i was in form 5. That particular frog was the first non-furry creature which my evilself tortured. On that day,the gas which was suppose to kill it…only numb and paralyzed the poor frog. So after skinning the frog…yes me and my friends skinned the frog, we began to cut the chest open. The heart was still beating…and it was this part whereby i took a tweezer and remove the innards before squeezing the heart and finally killing the frog.

#When i sleep, even on a hot day i must be covered with a blanket.

#Although i’m short-sighted now, i can somehow sometimes spot items of interest better than those with 20/20 vision.

#I’m afraid to be alone,that is why i try to make as many friends as possible.

#I got circumcised when i was 15….

#It was my mother who gave me permission to pierce my ears when i was 15, and it took great skills to hide my piercing when i was in school (it was an all-boys).

#If you haven’t notice, i tend not to look into the eyes of the person i talk to.

#My fear of cockroaches happen when i was about 8years old. I got bitten by one. It’s because it bit me ……there….. Therefore, if you showed me even a fake cockroach, my heart will beat faster and i sometimes will cry.

#I discovered God when i was 14

#For some reason, I will always protect the girls even if I know they were in the wrong.

#The first computer i owned was a 286 IBM clone pc, with 4mb worth of memory.

#Karate-ka was the first game i played on a computer.

#The last classic game i played before the Pentium series came out was Monkey Island 2.

#The first cartoon i watched was Voltron : Defenders of the Universe.

#My first movie, was the classic The Sound of Music.

#Contrary to popular believe,i actually discovered about anime when i first watch Key:The Metal Idol. Only in recent times have i discovered that other cartoons that i watched were actually Anime.

# For the past 6 years of watching anime, i can never grow tired of watching You’re Under Arrest (season 1) and The Visions of Escaflowne.

# Of all the anime music, my favourite which i fell in love with was Love Somebody from You’re Under Arrest.

# The first cassete i owned was Jars of Clay’s self titled album.

# Even though i make a lot of friends with ease, the only 2 people that knows me best is Gareth Tan and Marcus Ong. The rest of the people i consider them as acquaintances.

# I love meat…i’ll eat any kind of meat…vegetable are something i try to avoid unless its those i prefer. As mentioned i’m a meat person and for me the best meat is still beef. just as long as it’s not cooked in curry i’ll eat it faster then you reading this line.

# Before i was born, the scan of my mum’s tummy told the doctors that i was a girl. But it was only when i was born that ….i was a guy.

# I’m not sure why, but i tend to give advice and counselling service to people i do not know.

# My tongue according to many of the girls i know is the longest they’ve seen and they like it a lot. ^^

# I seem to only date girls who are somehow 5 years younger than me.

# Because of a lecturer in a well-known boarding school,i began fighting for my rights. Before than, if you say 1+1=3 i would have agreed.

# I got fired from my first job,because i was plain rude to my immediate boss.

# During funerals, i tend to laugh while others mourn.

# This first chinese girl i actually began to like is now studying in Australia.

# When recalling names, i sometimes will remember secrets of that particular person

# Of all the board games i played, Monopoly is still the best.

# The first girl who ever fed me her buns (not her butt ok) was my taekwando partner’s sister,whom i was in love with during that time.

# I gotten into a near-real fight because of that girl above.

# Basketball and Pool are the only sports i enjoy playing.

# Swimming was something i learn when i was 13.Before that i would actually nearly drown even in the kids pool.

# Medically,i’m subceptible to coughs,cold and flu.

# Back then when i was in primary school,when i do get a cough…i will cough for 3 months, and will only be fully cured about 6 months later. And my medical bills is higher than my mums,sis,dad and brother combined, since i will be sent to the hospital for x-ray and oxygen supply. I am not asthmatic…..

# I’m allergic to Volmax,that medicine will put my body in a state whereby i look as if i have malaria and i’ll be seizing.

# The fear of being unloved is probably the greatest emotional fear i have.

# My sense of direction is so bad, that i got lost in Subang Parade once

# Most of the scars on my legs was caused by me falling down

# As a fan of c-rpg games,Final Fantasy VII is my favourite and i’ve played it more than 500 times.

# Many times people have mistaken me for having a good memory,but my memory is so weird that i can actually forget what was said to me 10 minutes ago but i can remember items way back in the past that the people involve in them has forgotten about it

#i have a strange habit of collecting the lowest domination possible, i.e. any 1sen coin.

#at anytime of the month, i will eat domino’s pizza , yee mee “kung hu char”, claypot chicken rice without fail. i find that this three food is like frankincese,gold and myrrh to the stomach.

#my longest imsomniac run was 96hours, i was watching about 15 box sets worth of anime and ending them. of course i paid the price by sleeping the next 4 days

#my right thumb cannot curve and only my right hand can perform the vulcan peace sign.

# i’ve got a shy and protective complex

# i have a slight Obsessive Compulsy Disorder to make a disorder from any order

# i have actually masturbated to html codings and cummed to it before. For reasons even i dont even know, i can only jack-off with my right hand.

# on a very peculiar note, i like smooth and bare pussy. For i dont need to floss after eating the carpet.

# speaking about sex and stuff, although i lost my virginity at an early age. i believe i officially lost it when i was 15-16.

# i am a person who is not bothered by people’s past as it is the future that is important. main reason why i love the people for not looking behind too much.

# i like to answer anything that one can throw towards me..

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