Blood : The Last Vampire – Pre-review
This is the pre-cognitive pre-review of Blood : The Last Vampire. A movie based on the anime from the same name. Do take note that this is a pre-cognitive pre-review and should be taken with a pinch of salt.
First of all, Serge has not watch the anime but since it was done by Aniplex, you just cannot go wrong with it. Of course you cannot go wrong with Aniplex then again, Serge is just too bloody bias with them. With that said, hold your breath and do not breathe as Serge will now ask the Devil-Loved directors of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon …..
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO THE ANIME / MANGA OF THE EAST ??
Not only have your fellow cohorts bastardize the lovable Goku in your Dragonball Evolution, you guys have the balls and maybe boobs to do this to Blood ? The trailer is like a trailer, epic and nice but Serge does not feel the Saya essence.. and who the fuck is playing Saya in this movie ?
Even without watching this, you know Hollywood has ruined Anime for us all and Kamigoroshi has written about this and Serge agrees with it. Just like the penguin man, Serge too loves anime and is in utter shock an awe by this release of Blood.
One part of Serge wants to watch it and laugh at the attempt and another part of Serge does not want to watch it for fear he will cry his head off at the attempt.
Serge Norguard is the writer for Dustyhawk :: Broken Mirror. This site has been established in 2002, where he writes everything and anything under the sun. To know about Serge go to his 
I’m looking at the poster and I’m shivering. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BRUTAL MURDERESS? THE DEAD EYES?
A POX BE UPON YOU, HOLLYWOOD! May your MPAA be sued to kingdom come!
My philosophy is, if we get to watch it before the official launch, it’s all good. :p
Nao – i know… i know
HB – even if we get to watch before the official launch… i am not touching this !!!