Dustyhawk :: Broken Mirror

And thus says Serge to Feeru, “You daughterofffa…. my virgin mind”

Me: Good morning, what can I get for you?

Customer: “Did you go to church today?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Why not?! It’s Sunday and you should be giving thanks to the Lord! I don’t like this… let me speak to your manager NOW.”

Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t a Christian establishment where we are required to go to church.”

Customer: “Get your manager!”

Manager: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “Why don’t your employees go to church on Sunday?! This is an outrage.”

Manager: “Well, if we did there would be no one here to make your delicious coffee when you get out of church.”

Customer: “Well, I guess that’s okay. I’ll let Jesus know that you guys are helping me so that you don’t go to Hell.”

–Not Always Right

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To the person who twitted that, Serge says thank you for the best news of the day.

Our Google which art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On my computer as it is in the WWW.
Give us this search our daily results.
Forgive us our spam, as those that have
spammed up against us.
And lead us not into infected sites,
But deliver us from Trojans.
For thine search engine is the greatest,
and the power,
and the glory,
For search after search.
Amen

1. Closet Hatsune Miku lover Serge is. Laughing madly at what Danny Choo wrote.

2. With the reason passing of Serge’s Best Friend’s Father, he is sadden by it. Need to smile for him and Serge’s self. Last words spoken by best friend’s mother is to be strong for the best friend as he needs the strength now.

3. Matron returns from Penang tomorrow.

4. Got to break free from this cycle and to ask the question of What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do ?