Quater av ett sekel
By Serge Norguard. Filed in Personal, Technological, Work Related |
First up, we would like to thank Esther Chin for the wish. It’s a pre-emptive strike and Serge wonders when on earth he told her about that. With the wish that comes in about a few hours, the readers can guess what it is but let’s just guess anyhow.
It’s a Monday and like all Mondays, getting back to work from a nice break is such a sad state of affair. How he wished it was a perpetual Sunday, a pure lazy Sunday. Yet people of this nation, it is only during the off days that we are truly working our asses off. Bills here, bills there and bills everywhere. If only, Malaysians are like the Australians where work is work and rest day is a rest day.
Seriously, when Serge was working under the Nokia project Sunday has less calls from Australia. Those fsckers really rest and keep the Sabbath holy unlike us. And no, Serge will not speak in an Australian accent just for you. Please go to hell and die, just because he can does not mean he wants too.
Funnily enough, one of the trainers in his company is training a batch that has all guys. All sticks no holes. One of those sticks is apparently flamboyant and that stick is hitting on that male trainer which Serge knows. Should he laughed or not ? Hard to say, Serge can pull of a demonic gay charm.
Lastly, his precious wife UltraSoul-VII is alive…again. As you all know Saturday in Malaysia somewhere in Kelana Jaya, Selangor; there was this major storm that could rip a 3 hook bra off a fat woman. During that time Serge’s UltraSoul-VII and his modem got toasted. Sadness came upon and today..he sees that his UltraSoul-VII is fine, network card is not but the wireless modem is dead like roadkill. If you’re still wondering why is he able to post this… he has another modem, you dumbass.
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Tuesday, October 14th 2008 at 5:56 pm
For some reason I’m GLAD that Orha’s not the only casualty hahahahhhahaaa