And The Baristas Shall Inherit The Earth
By Serge Norguard. Filed in Humour, Personal |
Me: Good morning, what can I get for you?
Customer: “Did you go to church today?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Why not?! It’s Sunday and you should be giving thanks to the Lord! I don’t like this… let me speak to your manager NOW.”
Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t a Christian establishment where we are required to go to church.”
Customer: “Get your manager!”
Manager: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “Why don’t your employees go to church on Sunday?! This is an outrage.”
Manager: “Well, if we did there would be no one here to make your delicious coffee when you get out of church.”
Customer: “Well, I guess that’s okay. I’ll let Jesus know that you guys are helping me so that you don’t go to Hell.”
As a person who works in this field, this is one of the most funniest sites Serge has seen so far.
How are things with Serge? Well not too shabby, it’s October and things are going slow with the upcoming holidays of Thanksgiving, Halloween and Christmas just around the corner and Serge becoming old soon enough. Haha! For the time being Serge does not know what to get her and which her is he referring to? Not her but her, so which her?
Wouldn’t you like to know about that her, but we shall keep it a secret. For some strange reason Serge feels happy…and that is never a good sign.
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