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Gundam Seed : Bible

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stuck in office of course. talking to DMJewelle which causes this madness.

You gotta be a big fan of gundam to understand this.

Dustyhawk says:
i must say im quite impressed and shock on how innoshen kidchan was … 4 years ago

DMJewelle says:
amazing innit? @__@ it’s like…a REVOLUTION! *utena theme plays*

Dustyhawk says:
utena theme my ass …*Knight of Fire theme*

DMJewelle says:
*paraparas* i really really REALLY wish they’d put out more bishounen figurines than GSeed or FF7 =__=

Dustyhawk says:
now that … i have no idea. >D

DMJewelle says:
*fuu*

Dustyhawk says:
gotta wait for august for the new GSeed to come out

DMJewelle says:
it’s only 3 eps

Dustyhawk says:
not that .. the GSeed CE 73 Stargazer is not the new one.. it’s an OVA >D

DMJewelle says:
oh yes, the Further Adventures of Jesus Yamato XD, wy don’t they just make him king of the world and end the series?

Dustyhawk says:
can’t..his fans need to seem him angst

DMJewelle says:
King of Lacusville then!

Dustyhawk says:
and go Seed mode and disables all the goufs

DMJewelle says:
new subtitle: As the Gundam Revs

Dustyhawk says:
BWAHAHAHA. of course i do hope that in august the new hero ..remains the hero and not be taken over by kira and arthurn in the last 20 eps

DMJewelle says:
To get his mind off Cagalli, Athrun has a date with Meyrin, however Dearka debates his loyalty to Zaft when Mirria reveals that their child is really aANOTHER clone of Neo etcetcetc. Will it all end in tears? Find out on the next episode of: As the Gundam Revs! *soapy music*

Dustyhawk says:
and if it was shown in argentina … they’ll go “porque ! Porque” XD

DMJewelle says:
Porque! Porque? Lacus, porque! XDXDXD, Impulse Gundam, porqueeeee!

Dustyhawk says:
of course in the next Seed. …. i gurantee you strike-freedom will get beaten up again and kira will again…get a new -sword- and beat the bejesus of who ever they are fighting against.

DMJewelle says:
sounds vaguely H O_O maybe Shin FINALLY becomes the new Char Aznable. Shin’s Counterattack!

Dustyhawk says:
and in the words of a zaft captain …. 20 goufs in 2 mins ? XD, Char ..yesh >D that loli lover

DMJewelle says:
but then again Char is badass. so unless Shinn murders Rey and has sex with the corpse, it’s not gonna happen.

Dustyhawk says:
true..or he could take those blue pills >D

DMJewelle says:
and have a permanent erection? O_O

Dustyhawk says:
no…and have mental issues just like rey za burrel

DMJewelle says:
awww

Dustyhawk says:
and why do you want shinn to have a permanent erection ?

DMJewelle says:
why hsouldn’t he? XD

Dustyhawk says:
because….i do not want to see little Asuka’s running about and screaming ….. words like….. “Orb must die” yada yada

DMJewelle says:
yanno chances are Shinn would be fixated on daughters that look like his dead sister

Dustyhawk says:
or “Stellar….Stellar”

DMJewelle says:
http://kwok.infuxion.net/blog/2006/06/13/my-mother-is-a-coordinator/ –> ROFL

Dustyhawk says:
true. … oh please god… let it not happen again

DMJewelle says:
and then he’d incest his daughters

Dustyhawk says:
and yesh ….Shinn goes into seed mode XD at a wrong item

DMJewelle says:
because we all know Shinn would smex his sister XDXDXD

Dustyhawk says:
how very true. thank god the sister had less than a minute of screentime life but now that Shinn has the hots for Lunamaria … >D we never know.

DMJewelle says:
so he’ll just keep lunamaria as his sex slave… i tihnk if they had everyone boinking each other instead of angsting about war, the ratings would skyrocket.

Dustyhawk says:
how true.

DMJewelle says:
Gundam Seed Eternity: Nobody’s a Virgin anymore

Dustyhawk says:
though the ultimate coordinator Kira is the only gundam pilot in the gundam universe to actually have a sex scene >D

DMJewelle says:
and then it becomes a comedy about frat parties and accidentally looking at girls bathe XD because he’s JESUS YAMATO

Dustyhawk says:
fan service desu

DMJewelle says:
that’s for the guys

Dustyhawk says:
“Girls playing male SEED characters actually look more realistic than the guys playing the guys.” < --how very true

DMJewelle says:
for the girls, we present yzak x dearka snogging that's the sad bit eh?

Dustyhawk says:
or if somehow...if Gilbert Dilandau is alive.... Gilbert x Rey >D

DMJewelle says:
YES! Dulliadal, chap - Dilandau’s the guy in Esca *dullindal. Morale will drop like the mobile suits that get hit by that Nibelung weapon thing! –> LOL

Dustyhawk says:
nibelung .. nah …. it’ll be a new Neutron Stampeder with Neo-Genesis capabilities

DMJewelle says:
LOL. While it’s great that Sunrise tries to break out of the mold and have characters that are not typically hot-blooded shounen or hot-bodied shoujo, it’s bad that their characters turn out to be from the cast of Gakuen Heaven. –> HAHA

Dustyhawk says:
what to do… and there is a lot of inside jokes about the gundam seiyuu

DMJewelle says:
who asked them to get hoshikun and ishida, two of kidchan’s GREATEST FAVES

Dustyhawk says:
>D well one thing is for sure, the OP and ED songs will be from the following people , See-Saw, Two-Mix, TM Revolution.

DMJewelle says:
et’s just hope the new GSD movie is 90 minutes full of hardcore yaoi. That would soothe most eyeballs, I assure you. –> i love this guy’s comment. Two-Mix’s GWing songs weren’t bad, just dated.

Dustyhawk says:
though TM Revolution is a gurantee >D on GSE again

DMJewelle says:
is TM revolution the director’s son?

Dustyhawk says:
nope…

DMJewelle says:
or SOMETHING? =_=

Dustyhawk says:
but i think Fukuda has the smexlove for Takamori

DMJewelle says:
yes like nomura for gackt

Dustyhawk says:
if you noticed 70% of gundam seed song is from TM Revolution

DMJewelle says:
*nodnod*

Dustyhawk says:
and he’ll get another role in GSE … im sure of it. and will die again like Heine Westenfluss. gehness, asuran, mwu, cagali, maryu, yzak, deakka, miriaria, lunamaria, meyrin ….returns to GS:Eternity

DMJewelle says:
everyone in other words

Dustyhawk says:
yes… but there seems to be no shinn >D thank goodness.

DMJewelle says:
you wanna bet?

Dustyhawk says:
nah… >D

DMJewelle says:
i don’t think they announced kira’s appearance when they announced GSD >D

Dustyhawk says:
true…very true

DMJewelle says:
so maybe now it’s Moses Asuka

Dustyhawk says:
and asuran zala will be Yahweh Zala

DMJewelle says:
That would make Asuran GOD…. ‘__’;;;

Dustyhawk says:
true…

Dustyhawk says:
nah…cant give him yahweh status

DMJewelle says:
and nobody can be more Godlike than Kira, is there anyone in the bible who just seemed so popular with women?

Dustyhawk says:
yesh … if i remember correctly … King Solomon … because he was wise. but at the same time he was a playa Solomon Zala >D

DMJewelle says:
Yay! Lacus Magdalene

Dustyhawk says:
now what title shall we give Mwu/Neo, who seem to survice a positron canon blast in GS ?

DMJewelle says:
Noah?

DMJewelle says:
or one of the apostles who seems to survive persecution?

Dustyhawk says:
oh that one will be Saul … who actually persecuted the christians… than became a christian after divine intervention from God, so it’ll be Saul da Flaga >D

DMJewelle says:
there we go! we’re on a roll! =D

Dustyhawk says:
yesh… we are. lets see , kira,asuran, lacus, and mwu done. Now we need for cagali, yzak, deakka >D

DMJewelle says:
shinn too, cagalli’s a hard call

Dustyhawk says:
she seems to waver from being strong and weak >D but we must entitle her

DMJewelle says:
she wavers, full stop >_>; anybody who’s REALLY that bipolar?

Dustyhawk says:
oh yes … Judas Iscariot … a good guy… than betrayed jesus … than when found what actually happen didn’t want it to happen XD Judas Cagali

DMJewelle says:
i thought that’s be more up Asuka’s alley

Dustyhawk says:
nah…

DMJewelle says:
So Shinn becomes Judas, Cagalli becomes Moses

Dustyhawk says:
>D Judas Asuka and Moses Cagali FTW

DMJewelle says:
FTW!

Dustyhawk says:
ok yzak and deakka now

DMJewelle says:
good friends? who don’t seem to do much in the story anywya?

Dustyhawk says:
true.. ok scrap them >D now what about Ramius ? XD

DMJewelle says:
X

Dustyhawk says:
hmm..who else…

DMJewelle says:
i think that clears up a few for now

Dustyhawk says:
yesh, lol …captain ramius should be given a title

DMJewelle says:
Noah!

Dustyhawk says:
yes ! Noah Ramius

Dustyhawk says:
lolololololol

DMJewelle says:
XD

Dustyhawk says:
ok all the major players has been named

DMJewelle says:
now to rewrite the Bible >D

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2 comments to “Gundam Seed : Bible”

  1. Comment by blinkie:

    Hahahaha!! I stumbled on this site lookin for the translation of suit cd 5, athrun x yzak x dearka. This really made my day! I love the weirdness of it. Wish you had made some names for Yzak and Dearka though. you have a talent for this! ;p

  2. Comment by tobi:

    I’m shocked to find I’m not the only one who thinks these things… Though you forgot to say who Le Creuset is… probably the devil. And dude, I was looking for stuff related to the athrun x yzak x dearka suit cd too….O.o

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