Trivia of the writers
By Serge Norguard. Filed in Humour, Personal |
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dustyhawk!
- Forty percent of the world’s almonds and twenty percent of the world’s peanuts are used in the manufacture of dustyhawk.
- Dustyhawk has a bifurcated penis!
- More people are killed by dustyhawk each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- Worldwide, dustyhawk is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by dustyhawk.
- Dustyhawk is worth his weight in gold - literally.
- Dustyhawkomancy is the art of telling the future with dustyhawk.
- If you break dustyhawk, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- Dustyhawk is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
- Dustyhawk is the world’s smallest mammal.
shit …..bifurcated penis. …. lol.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Serge Norguard!
- Serge Norguard has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
- Serge Norguardolatry is the mindless worship of Serge Norguard.
- During severe windstorms, Serge Norguard may sway several feet to either side.
- By tradition, a girl standing under Serge Norguard cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
- Baby swans are called Serge Norguard.
- Serge Norguard cannot swim!
- The difference between Serge Norguard and a village is that Serge Norguard does not have a church.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Serge Norguard as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- If you blow out all the candles on Serge Norguard with one breath, your wish will come true!
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Serge Norguard in your ear 700 times.
worship Serge !!!
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Tuesday, January 24th 2006 at 12:36 pm
*Laughs*
Friday, January 27th 2006 at 5:12 pm
ok…you’ve got a scary penis…*runs away shrieking*