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7 Reasons Why You Should Never Date Serge

By Serge Norguard. Filed in Humour, Personal  |  
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as suanie once did it in her blog, now serge too will do it. Suanie in one of her post, did the “reasons why you should date suanie” …for serge he is posting a similar article but this time with a twist.

Presenting the 7 Reasons Why You Should Never Date Serge

7 #His physical and mental hygiene is terrible

6 #He would rather stay at home and spend time with you

5 #He is married to Louisa-VII, so dating him will be morally wrong and would be considered having an affair with a married man

4 #He cares too much of his friends that sometimes you don’t even know if he cares for you

3 #He will never scold you or your friend(s) for any mistake he knows that the fault is actually theirs or your own

2 # His humour and philosophy on life will make you bored

and the final reason why you should never date serge is this

1 # If he ever see you sad, or you shed a tear… he will drop anything that he is holding, run to you wipe your tears away, hug you and say “sorry for making you sad”

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4 comments to “7 Reasons Why You Should Never Date Serge”

  1. Comment by Julee:

    I like #1 coz it’s so sweet.
    And it should be a good thing right?

  2. Comment by Serge:

    sweet ? heck …i won’t let you or anyone cry

  3. Comment by bren:

    i actually like #6 and #1. but #5 is a big no-no. ;)

  4. Comment by Serge:

    you like 6 & 1 ?? wow….

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