Dustyhawk :: Broken Mirror

for some unknown reason, a reason for being happy is not needed. dont ask. serge is tremendously happy, not because he got married again and fell in love with louisa-vii. it isnt because that he met this young lady in the holy grounds known as church last sunday. or is it because, now in his work office there are now the -eve- to latch his wolf’s eye on ?

nah, though he must admit some parts of what was mention above is part of this happiness. serge is too damn bloody freaky happy and nothing is gonna kill the mood. though he has a small sadness because of what transpires in the holy grounds last sunday.

[brings all readers to 20th Feb 2005]

after meeting up with this young lady,whom serge still loves…he went up to tower. and there lying down on the table, the hrc lady was down. her body exposed. serge’s heart was racing, what happen ? who did it ? how can anyone leave her exposed ?

listening to the stories from the people around, information was gathered. with information power can be formed. serge had found out that hrc lady was suffering the same disease and sickness just like louisa-vii. he also found out that someone tried to perform some kamasutra on hrc lady,but the screwing technique was a failure.

serge wanted hrc lady to perform her moves again before easter arrives but with out the proper tools, he left. but he knows what is needed to be done.

[brings all readers back to the present]

side note : serge must call his office and perform a super prank.

After much thinking and much complaining from serge’s wife… he decided to do her a favour. As a big fan of things big and not to mention her assets were a lil bit small, Serge gave his wife a breast job. Yes you heard him right. A BREAST JOB !!!!

And the silicon implant that was given to her was of a good brand known as Maxtor. Now she has a cup size of 120gb with the additional 20gb. louisa-vii is very happy and is loving serge every minute of it.

so far so good. its true…serge actually is now enjoying work *hahaha*. what is he to say ? customer support for streamyx is really something. Getting about 35 calls a day, serge listens to all sorts of people from all walks of life from aunties and uncles to technogeeks who screws their system over and of course the occasional celebrity who uses the streamyx product.

well one thing can be said, when the people call serge…serge is like a god to them, actually we all (the csr) are gods to you people. This is not a joke as we can make you do things to your pc. of course we wont damage your com…but with the fact that the customers has a vision of us as the “they are l337 streamyx tech-support”…the chances of us being bitchy is quite high.

Heck, even serge does bitchyness to his customers..but its still under the streamyx call center guidelines. so be afraid oo.

Wow… tomorrow is my big day. But i really dont seem to find and feel why a convocation is so important. It’s just a nites event where by the graduates have dinner, drink, collect their scrolls and if they are really lucky have a really good time with the partner you are with (if you brought your partner). I still dont get it. Anyway my preparation for tomorrows event since im the Master of Ceremony, is going well, im done about 95%. It’s amazing when you give the students here a dateline…they actually follow it. Thank god those performers although not all gave me their rationale so i can finish my speeches. Besides that, i will be at Sheraton Subang from 0900-2300. To all of you take care now.

after having about …*starts calculating*,96hours of rest from work….Serge is back in the office right now working his gluteus maximus off for you folks once again. The Chinese New Year (cny) rest that he took was rather a good, wallet-reducing, fat-inducing and tired-like-hell good.

Let us start with the eve of cny. like any cny eve, the infamous family reunion dinner was done…but for the family which serge belongs to it was just the matron and the sister. for those who cannot remember, the parents of serge has been divorce for “officially” 6 years now. Please, dont go mushy on serge and say “im so sorry for you” “its so hard to live without your father around..”. Serge has heard enough of this particular nonsense to give a rat’s ass damn about it. besides, there are other sentient beings who has gotten it worse.

let us not let serge ramble about matters such as this and let us continue with the first day of cny. having not met up with Mark@Deus, James@Symbion, Edmund@Zebra, and Fred@Fern… serge decided to call mark first. after some discussion we decided to meet up at amcorp mall. upon the arrival of serge at amcorp at approximately 1230hrs, he decided to head up the the cybercafe.

but lo’ and behold…the cybercafe was close. this cybercafe which serge use to work for was surprisingly close.cny is the only holiday that can make this cybercafe close, which is just too damn amazing. which comes to his weird ass attention of serge.

of all the public holidays which we malaysians celebrate, of all main and sub-festivals…nothing is as grand and devillish as the infamous cny which serge is a part off. have you people notice that during the Eid Fitr, Diwali,Christmas and New Years Day…most chinese shops are still open (serge is saying most,since there are some which closes). We chinese are probably the most hardworking of all the races in this country (the word “probably” because there are some of the other races who is as hard working as the chinese people).

Because of this, the cybercafe which serfe wanted to rest his butt at was close…so he called mark who was with fred and we met, talk…then boogied out from the “i’ve never been so close to death” place and scooted the rear-ends of ours to silversurfer another cybercafe located at section 14 of PJ near cold storage. We games for about 4hours with edmund who was already there, went for some grubs…got james out and continued to game for about another 2hours.

end of day 1 of cny.

start of day 2 of cny.

it was typical, got up watch some telly since louisa-vii has now gone to the big silicon valley in the sky and the marriage of serge and louisa is anulled (”till death do us part”). But serge was not yet alone, he still had the ps2 which gave him life for about another 3hours before dinner and the angry matron, interrupted his zen-like stare of gaming.

at about 2130, serge followed his sister down to klang. and like all cny…this was going to be a loooooooooooong nite of gambling. the session started at 2300 since the rest of the gambling kakis arrived at that time. serge’s sister has her pack of kakis and serge had his pack of kakis which was not as rowdy as the latter. with 3 cans of carlberg,3-5 cans of coca-cola, 1-2 cans of 100plus and 2 chinese-tea cups of saké. Serge lost about $30 an ended the gambling madness at about 0330. his sister ended at the same time. went for mamak, and came home at about 0500 and slept like a dead dog.

end of day 2 of cny

start of day 3 of cny.
serge rarely visits his father since the matron still has conflicts with the former spouse, which is a bit troublesome. since the sister was around, the matron could not make any noise about serge visiting the father for a small dinner. but of course hell broke loose when he(serge) came back from klang with food given from the father in tow.

for 3 good days everything is fine, but as soon as the 4th day appeared and the matron knowing that the son, serge is visiting the father..life became hell. The problems of the father and the matron belongs to the father and the matron, it does not belong to serge. He cant help what has happen to them, he cant help the problems which has occured. he would love to help, he really would.

but cant you people see? cant you people understand ? this is your problem, this is misfortune is brought down by the both of you. Serge did not caused all of this to happen. though some misfortune is rightly owned by the father, the matron has misfortune rightly owned by the matron. Why do you, matron…curse and hex the father of serge ? you have already divorce him..why then do you still linger on ?

some of the things which you talk about has it’s points,but in the end does it all matter now that it is over ? if the both of you were still together…then it would be. but hell its over. do you understand matron ? do you understand ? Serge knows that the matron understand,as serge has told the matron about this over and over and over again.

but like all human beings, once we attack the pride..that particular human will go on defensive anf try to protect the pride of theirs with all that physical and mental strenght. serge knows about the pride, for he too has a pride as big as his ass.

anyway, happy belated chinese new year everyone.